An Amy Poehler Appreciation Post

So. As some of you may know, I’ve been going through some rough times lately trying to deal with my imaginary BFF 4 LYFE Amy Poehler’s recent divorce. Though I’ll always cling to a faint hope that she and Will Arnett will end up together again (ideally due to a series of escalating dares), the outlook is currently bleak for the future of true love in this world. As a coping mechanism I’ve put together the following… ladies and gentlemen, I bring you an Amy Poehler Appreciation Post:

 
 

How do I even begin to explain Amy Poehler?
 
 

Amy Poehler is flawless.

 Amy Poehler is flawless

 

I heard her hair’s insured for a million dollars.

Amy Poehler high school hair

 

One time she punched me in the face. It was awesome.

Face-Punching Amy Poehler

 

She makes this show happen:

Parks and Recreation

 
 

And therefore is responsible for the existence of Ron Swanson.

Ron SwansonRon. Swanson.RON SWANSON

 

She wrote this email in support of Planned Parenthood and it was super cool.
 
 

One time she rapped about Sarah Palin on TV while 14 months pregnant.


 
 

Amy produces adorable, giant ginger babies.

Amy and Abel

 

And she wore a $2 plastic ring to the Emmys because her son said she should.

Amy's cool plastic ring

 

She dances with Elmo!

Amy Poehler Elmo jam

 

She impersonates my other favorite lady!

 
 

She has a fabulous web series in which she gives fabulous advice to tweens.


 
 

She’s got sass.

Amy So Sassy

 

Amy Poehler. You da best.

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