So. As some of you may know, I’ve been going through some rough times lately trying to deal with my imaginary BFF 4 LYFE Amy Poehler’s recent divorce. Though I’ll always cling to a faint hope that she and Will Arnett will end up together again (ideally due to a series of escalating dares), the outlook is currently bleak for the future of true love in this world. As a coping mechanism I’ve put together the following… ladies and gentlemen, I bring you an Amy Poehler Appreciation Post:
How do I even begin to explain Amy Poehler?
Amy Poehler is flawless.
I heard her hair’s insured for a million dollars.
One time she punched me in the face. It was awesome.
She makes this show happen:
And therefore is responsible for the existence of Ron Swanson.
She wrote this email in support of Planned Parenthood and it was super cool.
One time she rapped about Sarah Palin on TV while 14 months pregnant.
Amy produces adorable, giant ginger babies.
And she wore a $2 plastic ring to the Emmys because her son said she should.
She dances with Elmo!
She impersonates my other favorite lady!
She has a fabulous web series in which she gives fabulous advice to tweens.
She’s got sass.
Amy Poehler. You da best.